How to be Perfect/How to be Perfect (1994)(Great Bear Technology).iso/text/hyg8.txt

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.....(1) Don't chew your food... (2) Don't swallow...(3) Don't talk
when your mouth is full...(4) Don't breathe when your mouth is full....(5) If you
feel anything drooling out of the side of your mouth, don't wipe it off with the
tablecloth....(6) Check the sides of your mouth constantly for little bits of food that may
get stuck there remember, if you find yourself engaging in conversation or thinking about
carburetors, you're not paying enough attention to lip and cheek correctness!...(7) Try to
generate as little saliva as possible, and hopefully none at all, never, not once in your
lifetime....(8) Don't reach across the table with a full soup spoon...(9) Don't
scratch your public or private parts during a meal...(10) If you don't like the taste of something,
carefully hold it in the side of your mouth until you get home and then can disgorge it with no one
looking...